What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose