What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose