What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.