Recalculating route.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Thunderstorms
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
And when did my wife start smoking
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
You weren't there man
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear
The psycho-path!
RECALCULATING....*