What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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