Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.