Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.