Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ( )

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.