Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.