What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.