What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.