What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.