What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Tree Feller Jokes More Tree Feller Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.