What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.