What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz