Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.