What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx