What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.