What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx