What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!