Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Tooth hurty.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
On the side of his head.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
