Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
There were no jokes in the Post.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
