What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Disgrace Jokes More Disgrace Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!