When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.