When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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He was already taking out a tooth

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Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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Time to try the udder one."

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty