When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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A pork chop!

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my zipper!

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Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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MC Escher

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None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Gooks of Hazard

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

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Hi Ping

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Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.