When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

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What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

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