When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

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