MUH SOGGY KEYS!
A hot dog.
Cantaloupe
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
BAAAHH RAIN!"
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A monkey
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
None, because they can't change anything.
Mention feminism.
