What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!