What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Their dancing can make it rain.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.