What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.