What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.