What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.