What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus