Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty