If they had one more it would be to farty
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
One with plenty of body in it.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
