Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

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Paddy O'Furniture!

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!