Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Because they're all pointless
Isn't this using the internet backwards
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Hey we have a toot in common.
It checks the tornado watch.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
Patty O'Furniture
Rick O'Shea.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."