What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"