What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.