What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice