What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.