What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids