What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...