What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"