What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.