Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.