Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.