Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.