Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.