Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.