Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.