Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D