How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

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Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.