How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.