How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.