How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.