How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh