What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.