What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.