What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.