What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.