Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*