Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.