Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*