Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.