Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.