Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

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The girl in church has hope in her soul

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A Robber Ducky!

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Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.