Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.