Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills