Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!