Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.