Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu