Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu