What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala