What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's