What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!