What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx