What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.