What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns