What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.