Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.