Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"