Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox