What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs