What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs