What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics