What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise