Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!