Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor