What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!