What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.