What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there