What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!