What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!