Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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A: Will the defendant please rise.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.