Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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A fiddle between the sheets

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He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.