Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.