Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tilt Jokes More Tilt Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.