Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux