Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!