Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*