Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.