What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.