What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.