What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !