What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...