Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.