Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
He was addicted to crack.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
A precipuss.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
There's twenty of them.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
