Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
By the egg on its face.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Roost beef!
Jesus died on the cross
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
Because they don't have chairs.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
Because it was two years old
Bolt upright.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Canta Plaus.
Missile Toe!
