Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.