Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.