Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.