Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.