Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Depends on which method you try....
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Gifted.
Half of them are lyin'.
May divorce be with you
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
A Navy Bean
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.