Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
None. It's too dark.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Someone is losing their trailer..
A Navy Bean