Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Because they were both too Shellfish.
He waits at the next station
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
