Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Someone is losing their trailer..
There was no chemistry.
He waits at the next station
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
