Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
because he had a dying light
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
A Can't-adian!
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
