Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
An Eh-lien!