Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.