You might get a hole in one.
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Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Thank you, Karma gain
He fell out of the tree.
Denim denim denim p
Now, I tweet them
Jupiter
Did you planet?
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Hebrews it
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
No ballroom
All the pairs of floating eyes
When it's been sliced.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
