You might get a hole in one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Green "Nope. Green."
An old man yelling at the cloud
Because he didn't want toupee.
She outgrew her B shells.
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Garbage gets picked up!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Semi-retired.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
I dont know and I dont care.
