You might get a hole in one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Because they're like Iraq.
Their stuff is always cut.
In case he got a hole in one
He wanted to see the floor show !
A pair of nurses
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Jupiter
Miniature golf!
A pot roast
So he could break out.
Nothing!
