You might get a hole in one.
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Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
In case you get a hole in one!
A pilot of course.
With clickbait, of course!
Green "Nope. Green."
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Thanks for the mammaries!
It was an ax-I-dent.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A key.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Because they are affordable.
leaves Earth*
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
