You might get a hole in one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
A Chef of course...
Basket-ball of course!
It was an ax-I-dent.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
He was in de-Nile.
Vladimir Puttin'
They always turn out to be sub par.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Wall-sits.
So he could "get a long little doggy".
When they're in Denali.
