You might get a hole in one.
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He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
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Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
When it's been sliced.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Nothing!
Milyennaires
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Pair of medics.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
A Ford.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
