Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.