Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they don't want a man lost!
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Nothing
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Because she never marries the best man.
his biance
Because it had the wrong Driver
He plays golf.