Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
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A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Because they Marry Christmas!
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
In case you get a hole in one.