Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.