Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What disease does a married man have?

onejina

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.