Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.