Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they don't want a man lost!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Marry her.
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
