Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because you always heart the one you love.
Me: I love you.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Kinder Surprise
Because it can't elope.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
In case you get a hole in one.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
