A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
They cantaloupe
Because they can't elope.
So he can kick out at 2.
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
They are for those who don't drink!
No, Woman, no pie."
Do we have any papal towels
Urban Outfitters
Because they were still monkeys.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
Nothing. We're on reddit
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
Their criminal record.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He died on the cross!
