A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Yellow Cake
Heavy metal.
An Oncologist
You don't. The police shoot you.
Because the g is silent
They have two heads.
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
A hot air baboon!
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
She wanted a big wedding.
Exchange him.
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
