Marry Man Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being