A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
Bottled Waddle.
An anonimouse
Shake'n bake.
Kick the alter boy in the chin
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
The balls are just for decoration.
The pope died a virgin
Because they're so rare.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
Glock coma
Progressive.
Coal-Ala
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
