A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
I'm confused.
No touching!
Top notch.
They exchange cell numbers.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Stupid, filthy habitses!
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
No, you cantaloupe.
Because they just cantaloupe.
De place where de cowboys ride!
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
