Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere