Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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A Cantaloupe.

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He wanted cold cuts.

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A refrigerator.

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It had a terminal illness.

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What do math teachers grow?

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"