Exchange Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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I like little asian kids

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What do you call a group of bankers?

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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GerMany