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Check, mate!
They exchange cell numbers.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Exchange him.
It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
A quarter.
Working at a winery.
Alloys.
The loser was 'thore'"
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
I like little asian kids
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Because he had Somalia.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC