Canadian Mint Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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You can sense his presents.

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Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

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It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.