How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.