How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.