What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.