What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide