What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.