What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)