When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
One porks women the other un-porks them.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Because she is smoking hot
I'm like, 'Your husband'
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Barbecue sauce.
Entering the friend zone.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
It's a part of their culture.