What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.